Ask me anythingMy nudes

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via kingjaffejoffer)

brownglucose:

iverbz:

MY NIGGA MOVED.

Children have zero sense of fear
meloncrawly:

is that 2-shane-s
10knotes:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

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